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Leviathan

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A Wife is like a TV

A Girlfriend is like a MOBILE

At home you watch TV, but when you go out you take your MOBILE

When you have no money, you sell the TV and when you have got money you

change your MOBILE

Sometimes you enjoy TV, but most of the time you play with your MOBILE

TV is free for life, but for the MOBILE, if you don't pay, the services will

be terminated

TV is big, bulky and most of the time old! But the MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable

Operational costs for the TV are often acceptable, but for the MOBILE it is

often high and demanding

TV has a remote, MOBILE doesn't

MOBILE is a two-way communication (u talk and listen),but with the TV you

MUST only listen (whether you want to or not)

Most Importantly:

TVs don't have viruses, but MOBILEs often do :)

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