Αγιων Αναργυρων σημερα

[neraidoula]

βοηθεια μας

και χρονια πολλα και καλα σε Αναργυρους ,Αργυρηδες, Κοσμαδες και Δαμιανους !!

[zetadoc]

ΧΡΟΝΙΑ ΠΟΛΛΑ ! ΟΤΙ ΕΠΙΘΥΜΕΙΤΕ !

[finally]

Βοήθειά μας μήπως και δούμε άσπρη μέρα.

Πότε είπε θα χιονίσει;

[nyxteridas]

Αυτοί δεν είναι και προστάτες της Ιατρικής;

Α ρε Ευτυχιάδη, γνώσεις που μεταλαμπαδεύεις...

[ξενος]

χρονια καλα και πολλα.με υγεια και χαρα.το δωρο μου στους εορταζοντες...

πωλητης: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?

ξενος: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my appartment and I'm thinking about buying a computer.

πωλητης: Mac?

ξενος: No, the name's Lou.

πωλητης: Your computer?

ξενος: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.

πωλητης: Mac?

ξενος: I told you, my name's Lou.

πωλητης: What about Windows?

ξενος: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?

πωλητης: Do you want a computer with Windows?

ξενος: I don't know. What will I see when I look in the windows?

πωλητης: Wallpaper.

ξενος: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.

πωλητης: Software for Windows?

ξενος: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals,track expenses and run my business. What have you got?

πωλητης: Office.

ξενος: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?

πωλητης: I just did.

ξενος: You just did what?

πωλητης: Recommend something.

ξενος: You recommended something?

πωλητης: Yes.

ξενος: For my office?

πωλητης: Yes.

ξενος: OK, what did you recommend for my office?

πωλητης: Office.

ξενος: Yes, for my office!

πωλητης: I recommend Office with Windows.

ξενος: I already have an office with windows! OK, lets just say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?

πωλητης: Word.

ξενος: What word?

πωλητης: Word in Office.

ξενος: The only word in office is office.

πωλητης: The Word in Office for Windows.

ξενος: Which word in office for windows?

πωλητης: The Word you get when you click the blue "W".

ξενος: I'm going to click your blue "w" if you don't start with some straight answers. OK, forget that. Can I watch movies on the Internet?

πωλητης: Yes, you want Real One.

ξενος: Maybe a real one, maybe a cartoon. What I watch is none of your business. Just tell me what I need!

πωλητης: Real One.

ξενος: If it's a long movie! I also want to see reel 2, 3 & 4. Can I watch them?

πωλητης: Of course.

ξενος: Great! With what?

πωλητης: Real One.

ξενος: OK, I'm at my computer and I want to watch a movie. What do I do?

πωλητης: You click the blue "1".

ξενος: I click the blue one what?

πωλητης: The blue "1".

ξενος: Is that different from the blue w?

πωλητης: The blue "1" is Real One and the blue "W" is Word.

ξενος: What word?

πωλητης: The Word in Office for Windows.

ξενος: But there's three words in "office for windows"!

πωλητης: No, just one. But it's the most popular Word in the world.

ξενος: It is?

πωλητης: Yes, but to be fair, there aren't many other words left. It pretty much wiped out all the other Words out there.

ξενος: And that word is real one?

πωλητης: Real One has nothing to do with Word. Real One isn't even part of Office.

ξενος: STOP! Don't start that again. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with?

πωλητης: Money.

ξενος: That's right. What do you have?

πωλητης: Money.

ξενος: I need money to track my money?

πωλητης: It comes bundled with your computer.

ξενος: What's bundled with my computer?

πωλητης: Money.

ξενος: Money comes with my computer?

πωλητης: Yes. No extra charge.

ξενος: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?

πωλητης: One copy.

ξενος: Isn't it illegal to copy money?

πωλητης: Microsoft gave us a license to copy money.

ξενος: They can give you a license to copy money?

πωλητης: Why not? THEY OWN IT!

[isis]

φοβερό!!

[Clemence]

χρόνια πολλά στους εορτάζοντες, συναδέλφους και μή ... άγιοι ανάργυροι, οι προστάτες των γιατρών!

αρειανέ, χρόνια σου πολλά!